UMMM.

Recent College Grad with a lot of random thoughts.

I actually had the worst nightmare on earth last night. It was very Texas chainsaw massacre-esque, but they used a fishing pole which had an extremely sharp blade at the bottom of the handle. No more smoothies before bed for me!

  • year is 2392
  • child: mommy i can't sleep
  • mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  • mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME