I actually had the worst nightmare on earth last night. It was very Texas chainsaw massacre-esque, but they used a fishing pole which had an extremely sharp blade at the bottom of the handle. No more smoothies before bed for me!
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- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
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